Typical Conversation between Boyfriend and I
Boyfriend: *turns off A/C and rolls down windows*
Me: *rolls up windows and turns on A/C*
Boyfriend: you don't need the A/C, it's breezy outside
Me: You don't but I do. I'm hot. And the A/C was invented for Hot people that are too hot to handle their own hotness
Me: *licks tip of finger, poke boyfriend, and make sizzling noises*
Me: *flips hair* I'm just too hot for this world.
Boyfriend: I don't even know what to say anymore.. *face palms*